Who doesn’t love a good lawyer joke? My dad is forever telling jokes and he always has the best Lawyer jokes. I asked him where he got all of his jokes from and he said the Internet.
So I got snooping around and found the website lawyer-jokes.us. This site is dedicated to lawyer jokes and humor and I find it hysterical. Here are a few jokes quoted directly from the website.
“A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offered at this particular brain store. He begins to question the butcher about the cost of these brains.
“How much does it cost for engineer brain?”
“Three dollars an ounce.”
“How much does it cost for programmer brain?”
“Four dollars an ounce.”
“How much for lawyer brain?”
“$1,000 an ounce.”
“Why is lawyer brain so much more?”
“Do you know how many lawyers we had to kill to get one ounce of brain?”
“How lawyers do it…
Lawyers do it with appeal.
Lawyers do it confidentially.
Lawyers do it on a trial basis.
Lawyers do it until justice prevails.
Lawyers do it as long as you can pay them.
Lawyers do it unless it is prohibited by law.”
If you enjoy lawyer humor I recommend you visit lawyer-jokes.us. You will find a plethora of different humorous section to the site.